Poor Microsoft, always looking for love and being rejected for not being the ‘cool kid’. Perhaps if they just change one thing…

This week the gang is in full E3-hangover mode. Why do they do this, Lord? Every year, WHY? Oooooh, yeah. That’s why.

He’s back. The iconic character will save us all. Just as he has time and again. No one can save us…from our phones.

Xbox One? Xbox WORK! Down you weakling! Bow before the awesome might of the ONE! Now work! Work! Sweat! Let’s see some work!

Soooo…the Xbox One? One what, really? Jordan seems to have his doubts about the name. Aster doesn’t, though. She knows what’s up right from the start.

The Star Trek game is catching everyone’s attention. But how to make it seem so real it’s lifelike? How…how…

So Iron Man 3 has made all the money. Marvel must know what they’re doing, right? If that’s so, where’s the Iron Man game? There MUST be one, right? Right?

With iconic characters getting new voice actors, we wonder if there’s a time coming where every character will have the exact. same. voice.

So the Girl Scouts are creating a Game Developer merit badge. Seems like there might be some unexpected obstacles to overcome, there.

The Sunday Comic this week takes on a matter of great social and political import. Namely, why are game enemies getting so complicated? Why?