It’s October already, and as we close in on the spookiest day of the year, it’s time to turn our attention to something truly terrifying – genuine human emotional connection. This week’s Argue The Toss is all about gaming romances.

Which games do romance right, and which get it wrong? The team have picked through their little black book of games, and invited a slew of potential suitors to grab the handles of the Love Tester machine, to find out who’s Red Hot and who’s just a Cold Fish.

Games discussed include Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Life Is Strange, Uncharted, and a reunion with the team’s old flame – David Cage. Which digital darlings and pixel paramours will capture Chella and Drew’s respective hearts? Spoilers: it isn’t David Cage.